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God Bless us – Every One

I am walking around with Christmas carols running around in my head – and it’s all your fault. You, my friends, have put them there.  Food grows short.  So my wife’s church group founds a fund with $500 – doles out several thousand dollars to food providers – and still has $800 left.  This loaves & fishes tale comes courtesy of your generosity.  Telephone calls come in from business folks wanting nothing more than to wish me well and chat about how I am doing.  My agent asks, “What are these Prometheus Social Enterprise Awards winners of yours doing that’s so great?”  I blurt, “because of them, gun violence in Yonkers drops 86 percent, warring factions forge a prosperous peace in Mozambique, and our planet gets reforested with a trillion (yes, trillion) trees planted by homeless people who are gaining income and purpose….and a lot more – would you like me to elaborate?”

Getting the message here?  I certainly am.  Peace on earth and good will towards all is not only being wished for – it is actively being engineered all around us.  It is a precious and vital ingredient in our humanity that we pour all we believe to be good – all we desperately want to occur – into one cradle filled with newborn hope.  But we are a restless species.  We do not – cannot – sit and passively wish for the star to rise.  We roll up our sleeves and hoist it aloft.  And so many of us are making darn sure that light will shine before all people, that by Heaven’s name, we can see the glow pass from one heart to another.

Now there’s another miracle.  It’s contagious.  All that compassionate energy and sweat somehow has gone viral – and races through us.  We see one individual shouldering some burden to help his fellow, and some instinctive seed within urges us to shoulder in and lend our aid.  I may not really understand that seed, but I’ve got a pretty good idea of who planted it.  And for that, I give thanks this Christmas to the Good Lord, who smiles (and doubtless laughs) on us – and my utmost gratitude to all of you whom I see constantly, daily reflecting His light.  So rest ye merry and have a joyous Noel….ooops! There come those carols again.

Blessings to you all,

Bart Jackson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Perfect Holiday Gift – Black Friday Sale

In the Words of My Wife’s Husband

Your complete sourcebook of business humor

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          – Showing appreciation to clients

          – Showing  your young graduate what they’re lurching into

And putting some much needed joy back into your weary days.

          ‘Tis the Season for Holiday Cheer

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Our Irrepressible Thanksgivings

 

It was one of the most ill-fated ventures you would never, ever want to invest in.  Venture capitalists had backed a group of religious zealots, and bought them a ship with a captain navigating more by rumor than knowledge.  They were to set sail for a land none of them had ever seen and knew darn little about – a moot point, since they missed their destination by literally a thousand miles.  The executive plan was for these cult members to disembark, build a colony, grow something profitable (probably tobacco), and find some way to ship it back to the investors who would make grand profits.  There was not one farmer among the entire crew.

Now, one year later, in 1621, these Mayflower pilgrims were reaping the harvest of their inexperience. The meager crop production amounted only enough to export into the colonists’ bellies, if winter was not too long.  More than half of the pilgrims who had landed a year earlier and struggled into settlement at Plymouth Plantation were dead.   And yes, they also were smitten with an epidemic.  So what did these 50 remaining pilgrim venturers do?

They did what human survivors always do – they rejoiced.

* Half of us are still alive.  The demographic glass is half full.

* We’ve been relatively welcomed by an overall kindly group of knowledgeable Wampanoag native folks who had saved us from our own agricultural ignorance.

* Our Mayflower Compact, which guided our self-governance, has held.  “Just and equal laws for the general good” had been passed. And peace, for the most part, prevails.  No knife fights over food – yet.

* The silos hold a some surplus

* There are no icicles hanging from our noses – not bad weather for Massachusetts this time of year.

* My son brought down his first turkey…and here comes Massasoit’s men hauling in six deer! Life is good.  Praise the Lord.

 

You just gotta love humanity.  We are innately such admirable boot-strappers.  We always want to lift ourselves up, no matter how vast the disaster.  Somehow, we close our eyes to all that bottom-line logic of circumstance, that would indicate holding a day of grievous mourning.  Heck with that.  We spit in Fate’s eye, and holler out, “Let’s Celebrate.  Let us Give Thanks!”  We sing.  We feast.

And you know what?  It works.  When you dredge your memory and roll out a roster of your blessings, the mind irresistibly starts focusing on the good.  Gratitude, that most positive of emotions, takes root and all those assets lying around your life start to glisten with potential.  This Thanksgiving countless wise individuals will offer many reverential reasons on why we should give thanks.  And they will be truly right.  But, if you will, allow me to proffer my own take on giving thanks:  We need it – You need it – it’s a vital thrive/survival tool that defies reason, yet sets us on the best possible track.  Oh, and of course, celebrating and giving thanks is fun.

Have a joyful Thanksgiving – and may it long continue throughout your year,

– Bart Jackson

 

What the pros are saying about In the Words of My Wife’s Husband:

Bart is the purveyor of some pretty damn clever comedy stylings…you’ll have a much funnier opening for your formerly droll speech by using this incredibly light-hearted, joke packed volume.

– Comedian Eddie Brill

Wisdom disguised with humor…Bart uniquely elucidates another dimension of truth…read it in small chunks and savor each chapter like your favorite wine!

– Dr. George Watts, business psychologist Chairman, TLT Coaching  

Every speaker planning to make a presentation should have a copy of this book at his side because it will add value to the value of his talk.

– Greg Williams, The Master Negotiator & Body Language Expert

“Humor focusing on serious has, over the centuries, helped mankind retain some level of mental health. In this book, I believe Bart Jackson has cheerfully pushed this concept forward relative to our adventures of business today. …I recommend you read it and get copies for several of your business colleagues with whom you can then chuckle about your own shared business war-stories.”

– Val Mathews, Solutions Architect for IBM