Work Wit
Adrift in Data…If my business were as well organized as my desk, we’d hit Chapter 11 within a month.
Biz Quiz
What is the approximate cost of hiring a professional organizer? To get your desk and workspace cleaned up and workable runs usually $450, but can go up to $1,500. To develop a systematic work flow that generates more profit, less stress, and no clutter may require a consultant who charges half of what you currently pay your psychiatrist.
Curmudgeopedia – Devilish Definitions of Life as We Live It
LEISURE – Time wasted in pursuing those activities you know you really do enjoy, as opposed to those valuable pursuits that others assure you really should enjoy. See also Wine, Women, Song.
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Work Wit
Advertising executives devote their days to spanning the vast gap between consumer needs and consumer desire, with bridges of cash.
Biz Quiz
How much do Americans spend on luxury items? We are holding steady at $77 billion – and about $387 billion worldwide.
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Curmudgeopedia – Devilish Definitions of Life as We Live It
CHILDHOOD – That blissful state of exploratory wonderment experienced by the young prior to their being gifted with electronic devices.
Work Wit
Least Valuable Business Books: Elon Musk’s How To Motivate Your Employees and Donald Trump’s How to Avoid Paying for Contracted Work.
(What we can’t understand is why these two guides are so popular.)
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Biz Quiz
How many business books are published annually? You have the privilege of enriching your life with approximately 1000 new business tomes every month – nearly 12,000 annually.
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Curmudgeopedia – Devilish Definitions of Life as We Live It
LEVERAGED BUYOUT (LBO) – Using money you don’t have to purchase something you don’t own, but take title and responsibility for, in hopes of paying back stakeholders you don’t know. Very popular.