I invested my life savings in a not-so-mutual fund that apparently bought my broker’s new home in Aruba. He explained that this monetary shift was covered under the contract clause, “Individual results may vary.”
Afterthought. The only just solution is for you to send tickets to your nagging mother-in-law, your out-of-work brother, and your dropout daughter and offer them free rooms in your new house. If your broker wants to rob what is yours, insist he take the whole package.